Whales?

Yes. Nature’s immysterian riddle, a congress of contradictions. Marine mammals of ponderous grace and terse expansiveness. The eminently reasonable right whale, the once-barycenter of whalespace. The beluga whale. Avian frivolity acted out with all of cetacean subtlety. Earnest yet deliberate. Humpback whales, immensely popular despite their expressionist obscurantism. Orcas, as though out of myth in purpose and design. The blue whale, in its refined maximalism observing no norms but: be very large and eat mostly krill. The sperm whale, abstract and insatiably patient. We are all whales.

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